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Seriously, what's going on? You were crazy on the phone. What's wrong? You seem so upset.

Well, you're my best friend and I just feel like I'm most comfortable talking to you about it.

Of course.

But, I don't know, it's hard to explain.

Oh, come on. You know I'm your best friend. Seriously, we've known each other since we were in diapers.