Jag kunde inte sluta spruta: s

It kinda pretty much worked out in that one instance there.

What about DUI? Attempted vehicular h******e? Destruction of property?

Now calm down, Ellis. You're gonna have to deal with your anger too here, sport.

I got hit by a truck inside my own barn. He should be in jail.

And what's this guy doing here? He's not angry, he's a freak!