Vi har en hårdporr trekant på min lilla soffa

So, you know, I mean, we're getting married in a week and, uh, I thought things would

change by now, like, bought you boobs, 'cause I thought that would make me hornier for you,

but really hasn't done anything, and, uh, the clothes, just, it just isn't working,

you know?

I'm just not happy.